Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post’s famously accurate fortune teller. Let’s see how you will fare this week and beyond.
Note:
- (⏰) is for work, (₿) is for money, (♥) is for coupled life and (⚤) is for single life
- Horoscope by Chaiyospol Hemwijit & translated by Pornchai Sereemongkonpol
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
(⏰) Your boss may ask you to take on an important task. You’ll be given more power to make decisions and/or a higher budget. A colleague may gossip about you because you perform better than them. A collaboration is on the cards for artists and creatives.
(₿) The more money you make, the more you spend. Beware of lifestyle inflation and instant gratification. Or else you may buy something you’re going to regret. From Aug 7-8, you’re more likely to be forgetful or — and we hope we’re wrong here — get robbed.
(♥) Couples disagree more often. Choose your words wisely or else your partner may take offence to everything you said. Your long-term financial goal and that of your partner may be incompatible. Your friend may act too friendly with you, causing your partner to become jealous.
(⚤) A chance meeting with someone who’s physically your type is on the cards. Don’t be too eager to get to know them or get touchy-feely with them. It reads desperate at best and perverse at worst.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
(⏰) You become more proactive and productive next week. You may finish several tasks before their deadlines but you won’t get to relax afterwards as more tasks will land on your desk. Your supervisor starts to notice your potential as a mentor and may ask you to take you to show a junior the ropes.
(₿) You’re aware of when your money comes in and goes out. You keep on track to meet your financial goals. No scammers can fool you. You may receive a trendy luxury gift, worthy of being showed off on your socials. A close friend may treat you to a nice meal.
(♥) If you’re displeased by your partner, they will put more time and effort into making you forgive them or showing how much they appreciate you. A low-key date night may turn super romantic. Cross-cultural couples discuss which country should they settle in.
(⚤) A well-intentioned friend or elder in your family may introduce you to someone they think should be your partner. Dating app users may get to meet their match IRL a few hours after exchanging pleasantries online. What are you waiting for, right?
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
(⏰) A sudden change of plans or unexpected difficulty may arise, resulting in a heavier workload and longer hours. However, a fair reward or incentive also awaits. You may look up to a senior who becomes a source of support and advice. If you’re in a competition, you may not get to the next round.
(₿) You manage your income, expenses and investments well. A freelance or side hustle opportunity also awaits. Customers you pleased yesterday bring future customers. Beware of charity swindlers. Keep your belongings and money close while vacationing in or outside the country.
(♥) Your relationship becomes lukewarm. You two need new things to shake up your routines. You may discover your partner’s secret but decide not to confront them about it, for now. You look at all the things they’ve done right instead of a few things they’ve done wrong.
(⚤) You and your friend may fall for the same person. There’s no clear winner in this love race but your friendship may not be the same regardless of the outcome. If you’ve been casually dating someone, their official love may call and tell you to back off.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
(⏰) You become more creative and assertive next week. You achieve all that you set out to do and more. Your content or advertising campaign may go viral. When you compete, you’re likely to win something or perform better than you expected. What many people desire may be handed to you. Be happy when good things happen but don’t brag.
(₿) You may buy something off your wish list to celebrate a milestone. Investors, you manage your portfolios well and collect nice returns. If you’re trying to sell someone else’s property, you’ll be able to close the deal (rather unexpectedly) and rake in a handsome commission.
(♥) Couples try to see things from different POVs and understand each other more. They learn not to interrupt each other when they speak. They treat each other with the same respect and love whether at home or out in public. Long-term couples set a common goal.
(⚤) You may meet someone interesting while going out with your friends. She/he is likely to share many things with you from family background, interests and personal traits. If you’re having a situationship with someone, it may evolve into a relationship.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
(⏰) Your main job and side hustle eat up most of your waking hours. Although you like to have more free time, you realise how blessed you are to get paid for being productive. You meet all deadlines and please your customers. If you recently sent out your CV, you’ll hear back from your first choice.
(₿) You’re happy with your sizeable amount of income. You may not be the top earners but you’re well above the average. A payment that you’re waiting for will arrive as expected. Your former coworker or old customer may bring you new opportunities. Someone in your family may need a handout.
(♥) You are busier as you have more work and family responsibilities. You may fail to keep a promise you made with your partner but you didn’t mean to. Your partner may become suspicious but you’ll show them that you have nothing to hide by your own actions.
(⚤) A familiar face may confess their love for you and someone you recently met may also, too. You don’t know who to choose as you like each for a different reason. You like the attention that you get but you feel uncomfortable to reject someone.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
(⏰) You may almost miss a deadline or two because important paperwork arrives later than expected or a colleague slacks off. It becomes harder to convince decision-makers or buyers to agree with you. Keep copies of your work somewhere safe in case of cyberattack or malfunction.
(₿) A medical bill or repair bill will cost you a pretty penny. A negotiation may need to be rescheduled, waiting for important documents to arrive. Your online community, IRL friends and professional circle bring you several money-making opportunities. You wish you could clone yourself to take advantage of them all.
(♥) Couples face a difficult situation together. They put their brains together while their hearts also grow closer. You have more love (and lust) for your partner and vice versa. Cross-cultural couples discuss which country should they settle in. They have to weigh in a lot of pros and cons and their decision may surprise friends and family.
(⚤) Although you’re looking for a relationship, your parent’s close friend (who’s like an aunty or uncle) may introduce you to someone and you can’t deny that they know what you like.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
(⏰) You become more creative, intuitive and proactive next week. You accomplish all that you set out to do and more. You may achieve a new personal benchmark. Unexpected challenges may unexpectedly turn into an opportunity to be an office hero/heroine.
(₿) Valuable insider info or a heartfelt gift may be yours. A financial negotiation is likely to end in a win-win situation. Your wallet becomes thicker while your savings grow and grow. Don’t forget to learn how to make money work for you. Saving account interests won’t outrun inflation.
(♥) Couples may not get to spend quality time together much but they make the most of every minute. They also enjoy open and respectful communication. They show love and care for one another more. Their sexy time isn’t frequent but it’s fiery.
(⚤) You may experience a spark of romance and instant connection with someone younger. You may think of them as a younger bro or sis at first but the romantic feeling grows. Someone whom you had a terrible break-up with may ask you for a second chance. Sometimes it’s better to cut someone out of your life.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
(⏰) You add new people to your growing professional circle. Opportunities to collaborate with and support your colleagues are on the cards. Farm good karma with them and they shall return favours when you need them. You can work alone by yourself and be a team player.
(₿) Your income is above the average for the industry you’re in, in case you’re wondering. If you’re a breadwinner, you may have to pay for something you don’t see coming and it can’t wait. From Aug 6-7, you’re likely to be more forgetful so perhaps be more mindful of your gadgets and wallet.
(♥) Letting your partner win an argument may be the best choice if you want peace. You have to be more careful with your words when you’re around them as they seem to be moodier than usual. Something may be bothering them.
(⚤) You may meet someone interesting who happens to work in the same industry. If you’ve been chatting with someone online, you may get to meet them IRL soon. They may ask you out on the second date at your earliest convenience, too.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
(⏰) Your team may become smaller and there won’t be a new hire. Your boss may ask you to take on an important task and you can’t say no. You may have to work longer hours but you’ll be compensated for accordingly. If you have to interact with customers face-to-face a lot, beware of your body language or hand gestures as it can be misunderstood, especially if you work with customers from various cultures.
(₿) The more money you make, the more you spend. You like to upgrade everything in your life as your income rises. However, not everything in your life needs to be upgraded. There’s a difference between being rich and looking rich. There’s no need to impress everyone as we all will eventually be dead and forgotten. Too dark? Apologies.
(♥) Couples enjoy smooth communication. They understand each other quickly and sometimes know what the other wants to say before they say it. They may add healthy habits into their relationship like working out together and preparing nutritious meals.
(⚤) Those inexperienced in love may experience love at first sight/swipe. Experienced daters may decide to pursue relationships with someone from a different culture. They’re done with similarity attracts.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
(⏰) Your professional circle expands. Regardless of where you work from, you know how to work smart and deliver what you’re expected to. You can meet all deadlines and deliver what you promised. Conflicts may be your opportunities to show off your leadership skills and inspire others.
(₿) Money-making opportunities await you at a party or networking event. Beware of online shopping scams. Don’t buy something just because they’re trendy. You have no luck when it comes to games of chance.
(♥) Couples may argue because of different expectations in life and their attitude towards money. A white lie may be told to keep peace and harmony. Your partner may present you with a surprise gift or dinner date.
(⚤) Someone fancies you and shows it with gifts and freebies. You and your friend may fall for the same person. There’s no clear winner in this love race atm, but there’s a crack in your friendship.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
(⏰) An opportunity to show off your skills is on the cards. You may finish a few tasks before their deadlines. What you feel about a situation may not be the reality of it. What seems bad may be beneficial. Opportunities to advance your career at the same firm or a new firm are on the cards.
(₿) Money goes out more than it comes in. Yolo is your motto and you buy everything you want. You’re addicted to early adopter status and instant gratification. You may be behind your savings goal but you don’t regret anything you buy. You know that you can wear the same clothes to another party, right?
(♥) One of the parents or more may show disapproval of your relationship as they think you two won’t last. It’ll take time and effort to win their approval and prove them wrong. Couples work as a team and celebrate each other’s successes.
(⚤) If you’ve been casually dating someone, they show signs of wanting a serious relationship. They may ask if you want to move in. Dating app users, you may meet your match a few hours after exchanging pleasantries.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
(⏰) You may have to perform tasks that aren’t in your JD. It’s an opportunity to pick up new skills and learn about the latest tools and tech in your industry. You may realise that you can adapt to change and jibe with younger colleagues better than you think. You communicate well with anyone you have to deal with for work. Please your old customers and they will bring you new ones.
(₿) Higher-than-expected returns await investors. An older male friend may bring you a good opportunity. You become more mindful of your spending and only buy things that you get a lot of use out of. You have no problems paying your bills and keeping up with repayment obligations.
(♥) Couples bicker and banter in moderation. They try to see things from each other’s perspective more. A low-key date night may result in a new healthy routine in your relationship that enriches both body and mind.
(⚤) Someone fancies you but you make it clear that, while you appreciate their attention, you can’t see yourself with them. Someone you really like has several admirers and it isn’t clear if you’re their favourite.
